In practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said : Tell the Bird Name
Students : I dont know
Examiner : U r failed. Wats ur name?
Students : You see my legs and tell me
Frog asks artrologr
plz tell my future
Ast: A young smart girl wil touch u
Frog: great, wen & where?
Ast:Next week in Biology lab
ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu ka ki,cangraulations!you have successfully leant the monkey's language,come to collect your banana...
Luv is nt abt Xpresing lovly wordz,
Itz abt undrstdng,
a gentle touch n pure heart
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Frnshp is 2Sit 2gthr n laugh abt d nonsense said above
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
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Finally Wife..!!!
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Book Price: Rs 30/-
A amdan pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Amdan: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Amdan: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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A man entered in to a ladies toilet. Inside a lady got shocked and told him 'this is for ladies"as soon he opened his zip and said 'this is also for ladies".
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Girl friend and boy friend go for a movie..in the dark a moskito enters the girl's skirt..guess where it would have bitten......?
Anwser.- The boy friend's hand...
Ha ha ha...;-)
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Tarzan and the animals went 2 the river 2 take a barth...tarzan removed his clothes....
All da animals laughted..tarzan asked..
'WHY...?'
Anwser.-the animals told him..'Ur tail
Is in front...'
Ha.. ha..ha..
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Yaa aa put it...!yeah put it slowly...put it..slowly.. Yeah put it...oh yeah u put it..-smile- im a needle..
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This is an adult message. If u r under d age of 18 plz don't read this msg...
Election is comeing soon ... Plz Vote!.... Ha!ha!ha!
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Your girlfriend is: Smart,Intelligent,Sweet,Talented,Excllent,Romantic.In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Best love story : A mosquito fell in love with hen . One day they kissed each other . The hen died of ur house and the mosquito died of bird flu>
MAMA GODAK KALAYAK HITHE THIYAGENA HITIYATH MAMA HITHANAWA ADA MEKA OYAGEN AHANNA KALAYA EWITH KIYALA. OYA KEMATI NETHIWEWEI MEKA MAMA OYAGEN AHANA EKATA. ETH MATA HITHENAWA MAMA EKA OYAGEN AHANNA KALAYA EWITH KIYALA MAMA HITHANAWA OYA MAGE ME WEDANAWA THERUM GANI KIYALA "AI MALITHATA GAHANAKOTA CHANCHALA ADANNE?"
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When do you CONGRATULATE someone their mistake?
Answer : On their wedding
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i'll walk with u.. in every step of life...but promise me you'll hide your wings everytime..when we walk together...because i don't want the world to know that my love is a angle..!
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