Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
World's smallest resignation letter:
Dear Sir,
I Love your Wife
Thank you
A gud friend is like a gud bra. hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart
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why does donkey eat grass?....................oh sorry it's your personal matter
Girl : If we get married stop smoking
Boy : Yes
Girl : Drinking too
Boy : Yes
Girl : And going to the night club
Boy : Yes
Girl : What else can u leave
Boy : The idea of marrying U
Husband : If I Die, will you remarry
Wife : No, I will stay with my sister. But I die will you remarry
Husband : No, I will also stay with your sister
Q : what did the gangster's son tell his dad when failed his examination?
A : Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
Commerce professor asks student
professor : What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student : "Father-In-Law"
DaD : Son, what do you want for your birth day?
Son : not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
BoY : Iam not rich like ARAA , don't even waps like ARAA but I realy love you
Girl : I love you too, but tell me more about ARAA
Teeth said to tongue
Teeth : If i just press u little hard , u will get cut
Tongue : If i misuse one word against someone , then all the 32 of u will come out at once
Heart Boys are like a temple
Holy,Truthful and pure
That's why when boys say "I Love you"
Girls remove their slippers
Boy : You are very beautiful
Girl : Thanks
Boy : Your sister is more beautiful then you
Girl : You Stupid Dog
Boy : That is more beautiful than both of you
Any time
Any problem
Any help
Just
One call
I will
Escape
Thief 1 : I forget to count how much money we stole yesterday from bank.
Thief 2 : Don't worry , They will put it in the newspaper tomorrow morning
New way of writing Answer in Exams . If u don't know the answer then put lines like this
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and write below....
"Scratch here for Answer"
Question : What is the most Dangerous position in Which to sleep
Answer : It's when you sleep with your feet on Your Office Desk
Hey U know which is the best day to Prapose a girl....April 1
U know why?
If she accept Its your Luch. Other vise Just tell her April Fool
Girl : My Heart is like a mobile and You are the Sim Card
Boy : I'm very Happy..
Girl : Dont be too Happy,..
If I get new offer, I will Change the Sim Card...!
