if you can't be a good,be carefull...if you can't be carefull give me a call...to 119
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Boy:tikak ohoma inna mama danakan
Girl:ar.....w hemihita dannako redenawa raththaran
Boy:iwasannako thawa tikaine
Girl: ane dennam hodatama ridenawa
Boy:tikak iwasanna sudu mama hemita dannam
Girl:ane raththran eliyata gannako matanam thawath iwasanna behe mama merei
Boy: EHENAM API WENA WEDING RING EKAK BALAMU
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This is not fair!How could u do this? Didnt expect this from you!Got a whole Channel on your name and didnt even tell me?ANIMAL PLANET!
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I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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If a paper comes very tough in exams,just close your eyes for a moment ,take a deep breath and say loudly. This is a very interesting subject ,I want to study it again .
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Cheken ready?
Yes sir....
Fish ready?
Yes sir......
Motton ready?
No sir........
why
Because goat is now reading massage.
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Why is d FIRE brigade RED in color?
Ans:FIRE brigade has a LADDER.
LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT.FOOT is 2 b measured by a RULER.
RULER can b a KING or QUEEN.
ELIZABETH is d queen of england.ELIZABETH is also d name of a SHIP,which sails on WATER.
WATER has FISHESH.FISHES have FINS.
D ppl of FINLAND r also called FINS.
D national flag of FINLAND is RED.SO a firebrigade is RED in color.
Sum other day i wil tel u why ambulance is white. Lol
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A small Boy on his way 2 home wid his mom, saw a couple kissing on D road?
He suddenly shouted & said-
"Look mom!
They are fighting 4 chewing gum".........lol.
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Wht's Attitude.?
THREE Ant's Saw An Elephant Coming.
1st Ant: We'll Kill Him.
2nd Ant: V'll Break His Leg..
3rd Ant: Leave Him Dude, He's Alone & V R 3.? .lol..
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Height of ProfessionAl Respect-
A BeggAr Won
50 LAkh Rupees lottery
&
took A
Golden plAte
for
begging.
So Dont Insult Ur Proffesion!!
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SURVEY:
"In How Many Days A 500 page Book Can Be Read?"
Writer: 1 Week,
Doctor: 2 Week,
Lawyer:1 Month,
Student: 1 night Just Before Exam..!
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Girl: Do u love me? Boy: Of course darling I do. Girl: Will u love me after marriage also? Boy: That depends on your husband..If he allows to...
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Thought :
Never underestimate anyone..
An ANT might be Small, but it can bite your bum... can U bite its bum??;-);-)
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A SAD STORY:- "A Little Boy Was So Jealous Of His New Born Brother That He Applied Poison On The Nipple Of His Mother.. Next DayTheir Driver & Maali Died.
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Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 a book 'Psyco- The Rapist'
The Librarian searches fr awhile cums back slaps & says
Idiot, the book is called "Psycotherapist"...
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I wanted to tell u this from a long long time dear..
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGURT and Strawberry ice-cream.>
Millions of people write Luv Lettrs
But Every1 Sends der 1st Luv Lettr to me always.
Just imagine how handsome i'm
Said d "DUSTBIN
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Good Night means,
"Go to bed
"Off the light
"Out of tension
"Dreams come
"Nice sleep
"Ignore worry
"Get fresh
"Have a nice night
"Thanks to god.......
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Sardar was a photographer, focusing a dead body. Suddenly all relatives starts beating him. bcz,he said "smile please".
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i wanted to eat eggs.i stole eggs to my hen.after boiling them,i saw boiled chicks.it was my 1st tym seeing boiled chick
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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If u read,u
owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
... u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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If a Papr seems vry Tuf in Exm,jst close ur Eyes 4a Momnt n say Loudly,dis Subj z vry Intrstng, i wan2 Stdy 1 more Year.
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intraduce T20 format in exams..
Reduce exam time by 1 hour n marks by 50...
Intraduce breaks after each 30min...
Give free hit marks for wrong answers...
First 30mins power play, NO supervisor in the class...
Cheer girls in evry class,. They will dance after finishing every questions....
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