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When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done……

Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

No visits… no calls.. no sms’s… no letters… no missed calls.. I’m worried… are u still in jail? hehe

God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”

Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

GooD NewS !!! A new way to Send romantic kiss to your GIRL FRIEND . Just Call me and order your kiss . I will personaly go and Deliver it

Can v do romance in the evening today. Im a good mood just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

Just answer my question YES or NO Do your friends know that you are mental?

It seems that a new Law is coming 2010 All beautiful people have do pay beauty Tax Thankfully you escaped. But I didnt ok ok dnt get tensed

Sam : what happend 2 ur mobile? Adam : i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r trying 2 call is currently on a tree. plz try later." :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I was born smart and handsome but What the hell happend to you?

A baby monkey asks his father B monkey : Father why r we so ugly? F monkey : Don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this

Old ppl used 2 annoy me at others weddings by pinching my cheeks n sayin "U R next". They stopped dat wen i startd doin the same 2 dem at funerals:)

A sad luv story of a student. A guy ws deeply in luv with his classmate.1 day he told her dat he loved her a lot.. bt she was angry & refused. 1 day the girl borrowed a textbook from him & wrote a msg : "I luv u too,don't leave me plz" Bt the guy nvr talked2 her. 4 years went by n nthng hapnd.. Actually he still lovd her a lot but never came 2 knw that she loved him too!:-( as he neva opened d book...ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME

Do u knw 1000 people die bcos of ur smile? Save d world...brush twice daily!

GOOD girls can be found in every corner the world...but world is round...

I miss u r face,love,care,smile,but i hear u r sweet voice when my dog barking.Bow bow

Who wonts 2 b a $MILLIOAIRE$ Let's play 1.Nobody Liks U 'Cos U R A? A-Idiot B-Fool C-Donkey D-Monky

Dont face you problem cause the problem is your face!

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You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420