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(Discussing between sir and student) Sir - which bird can not fly? Student - Dead bird, sir.

WHAT IS MATHS? M- mental A- attack T- to H- healthy S- students

A FANTASTIC LETTER BY A KID WHO HATES MATHS. DEAR, MATHS, "PLEASE GROW UP SOON AND TRY TO SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEM".

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

Mr Bean puts his Pencil into a HORLICKS bottle to make pencil TOLLER STRONGER AND SHARPER HE Is so00 intelligent!

Dear, valued costomer please change you . Underwear .... Because your Underwerar is 2 years. Validitu date is over.... . . . . Social service Department Thank you.

Bill: i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you. Mill: me too, after you leave.

I see u on the road that day. U were looking beautiful. Ur face so.. Fine. Ur walk perfect. My heart startad to sing a sweet song. ' WHO LET'S THE DOG OUT'

1 day a girl want 2 the bathroom with hir boy. Her boy was touching every parts of her body. Who is that luky boy ? Who is he? HE IS LIFE BOY.

teacher- all ur write ur lover name in answer paper. After 2seconds BOYS-finished sir.,. after 10 mins GIRLS- Sir additional sheet plz

Have u ever seen a monkey covered vth a polythene.,think think., Plz c ur 'ID'

GF-r u sure u love me and no one else? BF-dead sure,i checked the whole list again yesterday

IN A COURT ROOM. LADY:yea ur the one who stole snarched my handbag i rmber u wenever look at ua face. MAN:you r cheating i had a mask on my face

THIS CRIME STORY...... 5 friends live in aroom. Namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Someboady, Noboady. One day Someboady killed noboady. That time Brain was in bath room. Mad called police station. Mad: is this police station? Police: yes what is the matter? Mad: Someboady killed noboady. police: R u mad? Mad: yes i'm Mad. Police: Dont u hv brain? Mad: Brain is in bathroom. Police: U Fool? Mad: No. Fool is reading message...........

What is the different between Monky and Man.....? Man can send sms and monky can read sms...... >

Today is TITANIC ship's 100th anniversery. So, put ur mobile 10 minutes Into water 2 rmembr JACK & ROSE Pls.....>

CHEMICAL JOKE! All Electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A hero saves them. Electrons asked "WHO ARE YOU?" Hero said, BOND! COVALENT BOND!!!!>

A man saw a board at the centre of a river, he tried to read, but he can not read it, so he swims into the river and read "CROCODILES INSIDE... DONT SWIM !!!" >

><(((:> I send u diz fish as a sign of FRIENDSHIP. Plz take care of it, keep it in ur MOBILE.Daily put your MOBILE in water, So that the fish won't die. >

"Rivers n water" Coolin Earth "Moon n stars" Beautiful Night "Trees n animals" Refreshin world "U n ur smaile" Budu ammo HOLMANAK. >

"WIFE" W-wonderful I- item F-for E-entertainment.... "HUSBAND" H-handsome U-useful B-but A-at N-night D-dangerous....>

Santa: Boys r always more intelligent dan girls Banta: Proof?? Santa: V always say intelliGENTS, hav u evr heard telling intelliLADIES. >

Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work love makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above.... so always brush your teeth ROX >

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.. >

Meaning of girl G-Ghost I-IN R-Real L-Life>

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the Zoo .....One was caught watching TV ..... another playing football & the third one was caught reading this txt message. >

Friend: why did you hit your husband with a chair...? Wife: i couldn't lift the table.. >