Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Mirror Mirror on the wall.
Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & den it spat- It sure aint u.
u ungly prat!
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:k, i gt
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
girl-mom its painful mom- i told to do slowly girl-oo mom its bleeding mom-i think this is the first time ur doing it girl-ya mom this it too hard to handle mom-when i was cutting the vegetable first time i also got the same thing he.he....
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over.
But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
new age rhyme:
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum,
big cocks cum when you least expect them,
never mind the screams of passion,
whoop it up with doggy fashion.
Boss:Let me hv sex wid u once,I'll b quick n pay u 1000$.I'll throw da money on the floor n b4 u bend n pick it up,I'll b done!
Secretary likes the prposal & cals her Boy Friend.
BF:Its fine,bt ask 4 2000$ & b vry quik 2 pick da money
Aftr 4 hrs BF cals her.
BF:Wat hapnd?
Secretary:Tht bastard is still fuckin me.He brought coins!
Lesson: investments r subjct 2 market risks plz read the offer document carefully b4 investing!
XXX ROCKS: Why womens wear panties with printed flowers? Any guess ? Its a way of saying " PLEASE WATER MY GARDEN WITH YOUR PIPE "
Adult Poem: Niple-Niple litle star,Can i fuck u in my car,Up abov ur brest so high, Always milky never dry,Let me press it dont feel shy,Open ur bra let me try.
A girl went to bathroom with a boy.And boy touch her body softly.
WHO IS THAT LUCKY BOY?
he is LIFEBOY (soap)
Mother; how long ur cock son; more than father mother; hurryup honey! Open ur zip!
teacher:-kiyanna balanna aththaka kurullo 4 k innawa eken 1kuta wedi thibboth thawa kiyak ithuruda?
.amda:- 0 i
Teacher:- e kohomada?
.amda:-ekekuta wedi thibbama anik un ethana idida?
.teacher:- oya hithana widiyata mama kamathi
.amda:-ehenao teacher mekata uththare kiyanna,onna gaanu 3denek ice cream kanawa ekekenk ice cream eka lewa kanawa,anik kena hapala kanawa,ilaga kena suuppanawa.methanin koi kenada kasada badapu kena?
.teacher:- ....m...lewakana kena.,
.amda:-waradi wedding ring eka agille thiyena kena, HABAI ! Teacher hithana widiyata mama hari KAMATHI..
By dssystem
Love is not measured by hangging kissing and sex,its all about trusting,respecting and accepting a person with open legs,saying push it in more!!!
Teacher asks: "john why is your cat at school today?' john (crying) "i heard the milkman tell mum,when ur kid goes to school i will gonna eat your pussy.
How women think about sex:age 8 ignore it,age 18 experience it,age 28 look for it,age 38 ask for it,age 48 beg for it,age 58 pay for it,age 68 pray for it,age 78 forget it.
Dialogue between teacher and student..
Teacher:-What do u want to become?
Student:-Doctor
Teacher:-Why?
Student:-Coz it is Only profession where I can tell a woman to "take off her clothes" and ask her husband to "pay for it".
Couple on bed @ there 1st night. women asked man; r u interest about me? Man says yes darling, women; hw much? Man: more than ur sister!
boy; I know i'll miss u, bt don't worry! I take care ur sister girl; thats good! Boy: why? Girl: i have no sister but u have a sister! Boy: then? Is it good? girl: ya! Boy: why? Girl: becoz i am LESBIAN!!
Me oya thun hithakin wath tharahawak nam wenna epa mage wastuwe meka oyagen ehuwa kiyala patiyo.mama me godak kaleka idan ahandamai hitiye. Me onna ahanawa ehenam..
*oya thamat renne parana pukenda.?
Do you know what is thd differance between a cricketer and a condom. Don't know.
The differance is that a cricketer some times drops the catches but the condom always catches the drops.
Ha.,' ha... hA....
Sardar shouted at doctor:
"how dare u tell my wife dat she has a cute vagina"
doc:"stupid, i told her that she has 'acute angina'".
Man goes for a blood test,
Nurse takes the sample.but cnt find cotton;so she sucks his finger.
Man is so happy...
He asks.. . :
can i have a urine test next?
Woman s life is very hard, Morning wash clothes, Noon dry clothes, Evening iron clothes, Night remove clothes & At last midnight searching for clothes.
in terms of sex satisfaction..... women is like a road & man is like a traveller !!! The traveller gets tired, but the road never ends......
What is the common thing which is related to both meanings.....? Think.! Try to guess.!
Ask ur friends.....
It is....
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A PEN & PENIS..
Here a pen can write many letters, and penis can bring many childs...
Ha hahhaaah
Fuck is easy, fuck is funny.. Fuck yourself and save your money..
