Above 18 Jokes

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! What you thought?..

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study .hehe.. think possitive

wife honey,what r u looking 4?husband nothingwife why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?husband i was just looking 4 the expiry date

A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.

Five Benefits of Wife's Milk. 1.Cat Cannot Drink. 2.Didnot Boil For Drink. 3.It Contains in Good Container. 4.No Expairy Date. 5.By One Get One Free....... He he he

Full form of some lady dreses. SAREE - sexy airful room for enjoy & entrtain. BRA- Ball resting area. PANTY - press down at night to enjoy youth. Ha ha

Gal:Mom wats a Penis? Mom:Wen u become a gud gal u wil get one. Gal:Wat if I dont become a gud gal? Mom: Then u wil get many..!!

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Diffrence btwn condom and bomb.[br/] when bomb explodes the population dcrses and when condom explodes the populatio increases

A woman to doc: my hubby is not interested in sex. Doc: give these pills one for a day. She puts 1 pill in his tea & they had sex that night. Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea & they enjoyed much more. Next day she emptied d whole bottle in d tea. Two days later doc called to ask d progress, son replied" mom is dead, aunty is in hospital, maid is suing for rape, my ass is paining & dad is running naked in the garden saying Tommy Tommy...!!

70 yr old couple at a candle-light dinner. Wife: Its so romantic. I can feel the warmth in my breasts! Husband: Ofcourse u can! they r hanging in ur soup!!!

Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … . . . …nice drink…PEPSI

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

A gal wears sleaveless dress everytime. On rite arm she writes 'C'& on left arm 'L' Frndz asks wat does it mean? She said-I am C(.)(.)L